The class commencement

I saw myself playing for Arsenal in the UEFA Champions League
A total of 5 defenders were beaten and we were in the lead.
The goal was guarded,but I had my shot taken,
I was close to glory then a kick taken.
My ass was hit and I was on the floor
My eyes opened wider than a vagina,"I am not a whore."

My roomie woke me up because we were late,
The European dream was just an imaginary date.
I took a glimpse at my alarm clock.
Flabergasted by it I felt I had a shot of the glock.

I felt some fire in my stomach.
May be it was the fire shot from yesterday night.
I could have the perfect date tonight.
I barged in the toilet like a truck.
I found a vacant water closet by luck.

While using the WC I put the toothbrush in my mouth.
The water was cold.Now I was heading south.
I pulled off my towel from the clothesline
I rushed to the mess for breakfast in line.

I stuffed my mouth with toast
The mess was full from coast to coast.
The tea was made a one time shot.
The uncombed hair style was not at all hot.

The college was half a kilometer away.
The wrist watch was going to die away.
It was like I was running a marathon.
I was exhausted and the class was on.

15 minutes late I reached the classroom door,
My hair was dripping wet and the scene was sore.
THe interrupted adn irate ma'am gave me a disapproving look
From top to bottom,she let me in,even without the book.


I could not shake off the sleep from last night.
I banged my head on the desk,and ma'am was right.
She scolded me to remain standing for the rest of the class,
I couldn't contorl my dizziness and I saw myslef out of the class.

Well things didnt get over right away
Next I saw myslef in the HOD's way.
He gave the longest lecture in the history of the universe,
Above all I survived the class and this way I end this verse.

The same story repeats again and again everyday
Like a repeated song in a playlist,anyway.
Classes and college is life is fun
This we observe when we leave in a run.