Sunday, February 8, 2015

Business "dog"

Disclaimer: This story was narrated by 7th standard kids from the orphanage Thara, Bowenpally.

One upon a time there was a dog who was born in Switzerland, and this dog was no ordinary dog. He was predestined for greatness , with a will to rule the world. Shortly, his will took him to Russia, where ,using his benevolent super powers, killed every human and took over the country, and thus was a business dog named Dairy. It was not long when Dairy was a popular figure in the business world, a tycoon. And it was no surprise to see the dog bone as the logo of his company.

Dairy just didn't stop there, and he soon found himself in various countries all across Europe and the world. He went to China to learn kung-fu and be invincible. The omnipotent Dairy, had conquered the skill to defeat opponents bare handed, however didn't have any answer for disobedient bullets which were fired in the chaotic world of kung-fu. In an awful misfire, Dairy got hit on his left limb, and was a victim of the innocent crime of walking without any security by his side. Determined to rule , this dog didn't give up and immediately headed towards the humongous mountain range of the Himalayas. With almost 6 months of meditation and focus, Dairy did manage to attract the attention of the dog Gods. He epitomized the saying "what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger", and was seeking eternal assistance.

Apparently there are 4 Gods for the dogs, the details are still a little perky. Anyways, the Gods were impressed by Dairy and since there were 4 of them, they each granted him one wish. There was no hesitation in Dairy's ingenious mind , as he demanded for a Robocop as his security guards , to protect him from any mishap of any kind in the future. Hence , surrounded by 4 robocops, Dairy felt indignant and proud in his every step and was perpetual in his quest of owning everything.

Following the timeline, Dairy was meeting contacts for his ever expanding business prospects. In order to expedite his growing business, Dairy sat on his private jet heading towards USA.

Little did he know, that in no time he would meet the love of his life while being 36,000 feet above sea level. This fabulous, adorable, sweet, charming little cat named Fairy was returning from Mexico to Saudi Arabia, her home. Draco, her father was waiting for her with open arms, to welcome her to the place which he ruled, the animal kingdom in the middle east. So as the commercial plane of  Fairy flew towards the middle east, and Dairy's private jet was edging closer to the United States, mid way the two pair of eyes met. Diary's tired window eyes were rejuvenated by the pious beauty adorned by Fairy's pair of mesmerizing eyes. They say that love at first sight is over hyped , but not in this requited love story.

The Dairy's private jet ,instantly changed its course to pursue its love, and Dairy followed suit to meet his beloved Fairy. At the airport, the odyssey of love was emanated. And soon they were in the same palace, where Dairy attended Fairy's swayamvar conducted by Draco. Dairy sneaked in with an impeccable disguise, wearing a toupee and shades, making him unrecognizable by the cat's fray. The task was simple, just as Lord Rama lifted the bow to win Sita, Dairy had to lift a large bone with three elephants sitting at equal distances from each other. The stylish Dairy stood next to the world's heaviest bone, placed one hand on it, looked deep into Fairy's eyes from an eternal distance, one whiff of air from his mouth and effortlessly lifted his prodigy. Meanwhile, the disguise couldn't hold much longer as the huffs and puffs blew it away revealing Dairy's true identity causing a pandemonium in the entire middle east.

The chase was on, and Dairy was up for grabs, he was literally up, via his robocops and eloped with Fairy since officially he had won her over at the swayamwar, but Draco was against the very thought of marrying his daughter to a dog. As Dairy flew back to Russia, Draco didn't waste much time to gather his army and headed North East to confront Dairy in his own backyard and take back his daughter Fairy.

Dairy knew the day would come where he will have to use his kung-fu, so he suited up, a white samurai get up with a black belt around his waist and a sword running along his spine , placed perfectly for a smooth retrieval. With a lot of firings and lasers, both armies destroyed themselves, all the robocops malfunctioned and expired killing all the members of the Draco's fray. And in a remarkable turn of events,they end up with Draco vs Dairy, mano-a-mano, on the top of a mountain, on a cold day, in Russia. With Fairy eves dropping at Dairy, watching the entire action, didn't want to lose her father , Draco was in a sulk.

Hence the story makers came up with two fabulous endings to this extra ordinary epic drama.

Ending 1: Draco convinces Dairy to get rid of all the competition of Draco's in Saudi Arabia and he will get Fairy married to Dairy in  grand fashion. Contemplating on the pros of the deal, Dairy agreed and using his astute skills he emulated the Godfather, killing every gangster who were willing to outdo Draco to conquer Saudi Arabia. Executing his plan flawlessly, Dairy earned Draco's trust and as well as Fairy's hand in marriage. And they lived happily ever after.

Ending 2: Dairy fights Draco on the edge of the mountain, with Fairy watching on, from a safe distance. With a spree of hits from both parties, Draco was looking strong and on the verge of victory, but just as Draco tried to impale Dairy's guts with his weary sword, Dairy shifted sideways thrusting his impeccable sword into Draco's abdomen. Lifting him overhead, throwing his body away for a veracious victory. But surprisingly, the mountain they were fighting on, in Russia, was a secret volcano which erupted just as soon as Draco's dead body landed on the tip of the mountain. Setting ablaze Draco's entire body and Dairy's gorgeous tail. Fairy did her part of running in slow motion towards Dairy, who grabbed hold of the ground above , from falling into the hot lava. Somehow, Fairy caught Dairy, but slipped down below , holding one of the trailing legs of Dairy. With inches from the burning lava, and witnessing the burning of his beloved's tail, Fairy followed suit, lowering her lower body into the lava burning her tail. This was the sacrifice she made for her brand new victorious groom. With all his heart and all his tenacity and all his strength pulled himself up along with Fairy, saving her from the fire which wouldn't stop rising. Rescuing his love, Dairy reconstructed his empire brick by brick and then they lived happily ever after.

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