Everything is funny, if observed carefully, that's some line said by someone really funny and i cant just recant any of the words. I have been living all my life trying to find the optimism in everything and greener grass, well not literally, but yes grass makes things hysterical, if you know what i mean.
Anyway, here I am once again, without my ears fixed, and i have some anecdotes to justify how a gift that is, a true gift to the funny side. So we use the overused english slang for starters, so this friend of mine, quite literally got irritated by my snobbish remarks and asked me to go die which I, as a selfless, innocent man heard it as "ghoda", then I smiled, I thought she is complimenting me on my heroic act of not shutting up, and calling me a "lambi race ka ghoda", it was funny because you know horses have long limbs, yeah that's what I meant, and an incorrigible stamina. So from now on if anybody tells me to go die, i am just going to smile and say "I'll race you for it" because that's what horses do.
Well this doesn't end here, as our human nature evolves, we are all aroused by learning, more and new stuff always accentuates our spirit to grow and be invincible. So, I stepped up, tried my tongue on marathi, and this word i heard "bavart" or "bavlat" sounded like fart with a prefix, and I slyly assumed that , bavart is the marathi way of saying fart, then came some silly innuendos to make it hysterical on record, didn't go in vain.
Hey, I don't like to take credit of somebody else's majestic stuff, but when it is dark and surreal hairy rivers flows under the stars, you get caught up and you see a recording device near you, you tend to blurt out the words "waah, kya bajaya hai maine, sala, kya guitaar bajata hu mai, subhanallah, mashallah". I know what you're thinking, isn't that plagiarism of sorts, well not unless somebody claims it, or challenges you on a mano-a-mano playoff with a single guitar or a couple.
It doesn't matter be it music or farts, it has no language, and on that note, I'd urge my readers to laugh or smile or be disgusted by the imaginary flatulence, but smile eventually, have a great time, feed me more faulty ear syndrome stories.
Anyway, here I am once again, without my ears fixed, and i have some anecdotes to justify how a gift that is, a true gift to the funny side. So we use the overused english slang for starters, so this friend of mine, quite literally got irritated by my snobbish remarks and asked me to go die which I, as a selfless, innocent man heard it as "ghoda", then I smiled, I thought she is complimenting me on my heroic act of not shutting up, and calling me a "lambi race ka ghoda", it was funny because you know horses have long limbs, yeah that's what I meant, and an incorrigible stamina. So from now on if anybody tells me to go die, i am just going to smile and say "I'll race you for it" because that's what horses do.
Well this doesn't end here, as our human nature evolves, we are all aroused by learning, more and new stuff always accentuates our spirit to grow and be invincible. So, I stepped up, tried my tongue on marathi, and this word i heard "bavart" or "bavlat" sounded like fart with a prefix, and I slyly assumed that , bavart is the marathi way of saying fart, then came some silly innuendos to make it hysterical on record, didn't go in vain.
Hey, I don't like to take credit of somebody else's majestic stuff, but when it is dark and surreal hairy rivers flows under the stars, you get caught up and you see a recording device near you, you tend to blurt out the words "waah, kya bajaya hai maine, sala, kya guitaar bajata hu mai, subhanallah, mashallah". I know what you're thinking, isn't that plagiarism of sorts, well not unless somebody claims it, or challenges you on a mano-a-mano playoff with a single guitar or a couple.
It doesn't matter be it music or farts, it has no language, and on that note, I'd urge my readers to laugh or smile or be disgusted by the imaginary flatulence, but smile eventually, have a great time, feed me more faulty ear syndrome stories.
2 comments:
Friend: "Sab moh maya hai". I heard: "Sab muh me aaya hai".
Hahaha..you really are a go die..!!
Well,I think everything is funny if you want it to be !
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